Toothpaste Keeps Your Teeth Clean and Strong

September 15th, 2009
MzChelleBaybee: doctors and the meds they got me on. im pissed my face breakin out. got me puttin toothpaste and cinimon on my face. assholes
horrowshow: squeezing out last bits of toothpaste
zachlien: My roommate thinks eating his chicken nuggets is stealing but when he uses my toothpaste and q-tips it isn’t. Your votes please.
rolfje: Sensodyne’s answer to the environmental problems: Toothpaste in a Spraycan… Sigh.
alee_t: I just got mint toothpaste in my eye! it burns!!
WeaselWhisperer: "One to two tablespoons aquavit" What is that, toothpaste? Wegia is a strange country… gonna have to look that up.
Cjacobadams: I dropped my toothpaste in the toilet then a bug fell on my head and then I freaked out and almost fell in. Plus I’m just now going to bed
weeibee: hyatt is fantastic…they have toothpaste in the room. so happy. but they should consult me next time they remodel.
DecorousD: @BIMBOWINEHOUSE usually you can just put toothpaste on a pimple and it goes away
Misscascilla: @VeeVeeBOMBSHELL Toothpaste?? Lol I dunno old myth

Toothpaste Keeps Your Teeth Clean and Strong

September 15th, 2009
vici_supreme: RT @vBARBIEv: Aww I love the new crest toothpaste commercial with the young black couple<< haha. about time!!
BellaStarStruck: bleh, my toothpaste taste like medicine
jennasquin: I love new tubes of toothpaste
jabit: When travelling don’t forget your toothpaste, is there anything worse than not being able to brush your teeth in the morning
braskic: Just brushed my teeth and had a shower. Pizza + Toothpaste = Tastes like shite
jessiiiiiica: @bubbledine Anna Faris is on Jimmy Fallon right now! (the show that is haha) and I’m recalling Samantha James eating toothpaste :) MISS YOU!
suziebadoozie: wow, i love how i NEVER break out and i just HAVE to breeak out the night before pictures. D: i have covered my acne in toothpaste.
lilanelson: At the Independent, Fools Gold before the 0’s and some of @stewartcole ’s toothpaste.
kayray: .@aspenglow rofl! We just watched season 2 ep 1 again. Femident toothpaste.

Toothpaste Keeps Your Teeth Clean and Strong

September 15th, 2009
CleanerTeeth: A day in the life: CVS—Free Toothpaste and Sun Chips http://bit.ly/13o2bK
delhidreams: what i am, cannot be undone. the die is cast, much dirty water has flowed under the yamuna bridge, the toothpaste is out of the tube…
kenny798: Colgate toothpaste a cheap powerful polisher http://bit.ly/6L3Gj
MrYungFlyCocky: If the clean ur sneakers with toothpaste instead of buying new ones #utoooldforthat
jessafish_o3o: This mint ice cream is almost too minty… Like toothpaste.
MuslimUpdates: QuranClub: Television offers teenagers good toothpaste http://bit.ly/B9zzC Full http://bit.ly/4Tly8
menetekel: Remember, a toothbeef sandwich contains mustard, bread, mayo, meat, toothpaste, meat & toothpaste http://bit.ly/s8KJK
joelhans: Apparently I had toothpaste on my finger when I went to pry my contacts out. Right eyeball is now quite minty.

Toothpaste Keeps Your Teeth Clean and Strong

September 15th, 2009
bagaki: toothpaste and furniture polish only took me so far, working hard to get the last few pics off this disc… what a pain
BloginSong: RT @avaiIable: no, I dont want to see your tits I dont wanna get 500 followers my toothpaste is fine thank you i dont wanna play spider man
whereismari: toothpaste kisses, good night!
thebasicblues: Ok I’ve been brushing with teeth whitening toothpaste for like 10 years now… I’m starting to think they don’t work!
quranclub: Television offers teenagers good toothpaste http://bit.ly/m7kDL
airshipdestroy: @mmitchelldaviss I met a Mitchell Davis at camp this summer o.o He used my toothpaste^^ Everytime I called him mitchelldavis I laughed a bit
justamadrabbit: "Hehehehehehe, look at you! You look like a half-empty toothpaste!"
Lady_Luck_24_7: I Know times are hard but people counterfeit toothpaste! The funnest part.. To get the cool feeling they used antifreeze…wow.
bagaki: Trying to recover a very scratched disc with some toothpaste, hoping for the best…
ishiiakabiya: Tartarus…? What’s that? …Sounds like toothpaste. *LOL, telat abis gw*

Toothpaste Keeps Your Teeth Clean and Strong

September 15th, 2009
Cupcakemmm: Finding out i’m just a bit Taurus. Let me jump over to the Gemini toothpaste…
Virgothepoet: Apparently diet coke and toothpaste together taste like cyanide. Yummo.
Cupcakemmm: Darkside Zodiac: Toothpaste- lives in tube cozy on the third shelf down and is ALWAYS rolled up from the bottom. Squeeze from the middle?NO
goddard012: @THE_WhiteMamba I know what a bitch. He is drunk off of the alcohol in the toothpaste.
dealsnfreebies: Arm & Hammer Advanced White Toothpaste Free Sample
http://bit.ly/drOVx
winecountrydog: @erinninuallain oh my furz! hope you can keep toothpaste out of eye. our Meezer likes to lick mint toothpaste off mum’s brush. ickypoo!
andystripes: dappled cities at falls! huzzah. off to safeway in the sunshine for toothpaste.
RamseyJR: The perfect end to my day: Getting toothpaste in my eye. :)
erinninuallain: I’ve had lots of stuff squirted in my eyes over the years but I must say toothpaste has had the most sting so far. Peppermint pupils=no fun
tehfuckisthis: i just stepped in toothpaste. f my l.

Toothpaste Keeps Your Teeth Clean and Strong

September 15th, 2009
msstylistik: RT @TodjAE I tried that… wasn’t a GREAT experience. SMH (tears) :::((U TRIED THE TOOTHPASTE ON YA D!CK??? WHT HAPPND?? LOL))
TheRealCharnae: RT @MsStylistik : #ifihadapenis I’d put sum toothpaste on it n brush my bisch teeth wit it whn she woke up n the morning<LMFAO…grl me 2!!!
Miss_cB: RT @MsStylistik: #ifihadapenis I’d put sum toothpaste on it n brush my bisch teeth wit it whn she woke up n the morning :-D ((And, Wow!))
DougCoupland: Shaving cream. Toothpaste. Glue. Hair gel. Coffee cans.
SeemaSugandh: @susanattfi if you don’t have something with salicylic acid in it, try toothpaste. i kid you not. :-)
EmmeRawrs: Brusha brusha brusha, new Ipana toothpaste, with the brand new flavor…
msstylistik: #ifihadapenis I’d put sum toothpaste on it n brush my bisch teeth wit it whn she woke up n the morning :-D
RickAfterDark: This toothpaste tastes like Preparation H. But my farts smell minty fresh. Damn you, dyslexia.
vixiedust11: @rippleintime17 or our new version say whatever you feel like! cheese, toothpaste, cameras, nailpolish….
kelseybarker: my little brother put soap in my toothpaste… I hope he’s not surprised when he gets nair in his shampoo next week.

Toothpaste Keeps Your Teeth Clean and Strong

September 15th, 2009
ThinkingStiff: Carbon nano toothpaste? Fucking OK.
dieverdog: @lindawoods I had checked at Target- was just at CVS but didn’t think to look 4 toothpaste! Next time!
lovelycee08: @VANdalistic6 u m6not put it back! re pumped toothpaste…i think not!
Spearix: @julianunes
What kind of toothpaste do you use?
MsTeneilleWorld: #dontstopbelieving in toothpaste … Come on now!!!
katelives: I thought my toothpaste tasted like Irish Spring! Clean like a whistle eh?!!

Toothpaste Keeps Your Teeth Clean and Strong

September 15th, 2009
ralphyoder: RT @JeffPelletier: People and a tubes of toothpaste have this in common: if u really want to know what’s inside… squeeze ‘em.
heyytori: @jeremylenzo Toothpaste should be orange flavored.No more icky taste from drinking OJ after brushing your teeth.(:
ninjapants: Aquafresh’s Deep Impact iso-active toothpaste has a sexy name. It hits all my mouf’s right spots and makes me smile w satisfaction.
bcollinsmn: CBS: Big Brother ABC: Primetime special on why families keep secrets. Geez, Leno, if you can’t beat those two. A special on toothpaste could
thatgirlmaya: @jeremylenzo cause after you drink powerade you have a funky taste in your mouth… And I’ve seen flavored toothpaste
lovelycee08: u cant put the toothpaste back in the tube…
Bird_E: @TA_Iam1 lol at @pimparomey put toothpaste on his face. Haha

Toothpaste Keeps Your Teeth Clean and Strong

September 15th, 2009
JeffPelletier: People and a tubes of toothpaste have this in common: if u really want to know what’s inside… squeeze ‘em.
danyelsmiley: bed :D can’t wait to use my new toothbrush and Hannah Montana toothpaste tomorrow <3
Tr1ska1deka: @serafinowicz Is someone who drops a tube of toothpaste, crestfallen?
demccaffrey: RT alejowangThe CVS next to my place is so ghetto it has the toothpaste locked!
vBARBIEv: Aww I love the new crest toothpaste commercial with the young black couple
agentange: : don’t look. what colors are in aquafresh toothpaste…
matimas: Its called toothpaste not toothgel!
big_o_1982: Shamwow? Check!………..ToothPaste?…..Check!………2 aaa batteries?! Check……aaight now Im ready 2 make a beat..
dieverdog: @lindawoods gee, you shoulda asked me! I use Dove! I love citrus flavored toothpaste but now can’t find it anywhere & it’s driving me nuts!
TriniQueenDee: Hhe starts crying and syas he don’t want to cause he’s gunna kiss this (her pimples with red gel toothpaste),lmao!!!!

Toothpaste Keeps Your Teeth Clean and Strong

September 15th, 2009
josmentnow: @CarolynArends so with you on the toothpaste thing ADD kinda of day.
KwameNorth: Pr 15:28 The godly think before speaking; the wicked spout evil words. <-Once toothpaste comes out the tube, it’s hard 2 put it back in #fb
kart21: Which Toothpaste http://bit.ly/Ozmh1
zero_cruz: I love toothpaste
jasszzy: Haha what a weird combo I just bought cake mix and toothpaste… I love it lol
ying_minus_yang: #dontstopbelieving in the power of TOOTHPASTE!!!!
novelized: RT @Mid_Snacc: Please #dontstopbelieving in toothpaste, deodorant, soap, and lotion.
Mid_Snacc: Please #dontstopbelieving in toothpaste, deodorant, soap, and lotion.
LuckyRivera: LMAO! Bronne chases Joey w/ a shirt saying it has cum on it (it’s really toothpaste). Bronne catches him & embraces him… Joey throws up!
blackendoll: Colgate Total is the best freakin toothpaste period…lol..well hell I think so!!! Xoxo