OhFerras: I really want a glass of red wine but i just brushed my teeth with mint toothpaste,so I’ll just wait for dinner tomorrow- nite tweetie birds
Konjammenson: Diet Pepsi fillin’ my belly like backed up diarrhea but I ain’t stoppin this shit unti every can is gone! Fuck a bunch of toothpaste.
ryankalani: @mikeyfrostback your mom [...]
Fuck_Stick: Lube and toothpaste. Similar, yet not interchangable. Trust me on this one.
nsynclover: @IrinaWhite ..she had, no makeup, no toothpaste, I don’t wanna wait ’cause she’s such a sexy damn! I just can’t control my thang!!! xDDD
OldBrooktrout: is sizing up the dog’s new "poultry flavoured" toothpaste. What we need is mashed potato floss and some [...]
kayriebradshaw: Ran out of toothpaste this am. Brushed with baby gum & teeth cleaner. Forgot to get more today, so had to do it tonite & will again tomorrow
TheWoodenshoe: @Eklund good luck getting that toothpaste back in the tube!
japonica101: saw food inc. with fellow supp buyer. did you know colgate controls tom’s toothpaste? so sad
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mallen405: crest pro health toothpaste has exploded and destroyed my toiletry bag for about the 5th time. im boycotting til they change the cap design
DavedLopez: Trying saying "Toothpaste Bath" two times. And if youre feelin balsy, speed it up. I promise you’ll end up saying Toothpathe Bast.
arleechay: @AdamB83 use that toothpaste idea, or [...]
schmmuck: GAK !! This amway "glister" toothpaste gives me a gag reflex.
Hammslice: Has the best toothpaste ever… Outrageous orange mango
eSobiNews: @tlockemy I think it only works when knowing where ants are from. I was thinking toothpaste could block their entrance & make them stuck LOL
Musicizmiilyfe: my mouth still taste like toothpaste
tlockemy: @eSobiNews [...]
monamade: talking to an ass is like talking to toothpaste.
mediator9: @bobbaldwin Tom’s Toothpaste WATCH OUT. some contanis fluoride as does tuna.
kingrool: just finished showering. omgah i need to really wake up. almost used my shower gel as a toothpaste.
wandieboom: @iwanttojump well fuck you then. Just cus I don’t have monry for maintenance. Or toothpaste. [...]
courtneywolff: i think all tubes of toothpaste should have the flip-top lid. the screw-on lid is so unpractical.
gibblesnix: alright…awake now and running to the store…gotta get shaving gel and toothpaste
DollarSavingD: Watch the dates on deoderant and toothpaste if you stockpiled, I can’t use all mine before it will expire
DollarSavingD: Watch the dates on deoderant and [...]
DebbyBruck: Can’t believe what’s in my toothpaste. Scary! Everyone, but especially Moms should be aware. http://bit.ly/13V9of RT@toxicnightmare
melanes: RT @TMBMT: fluoride is more toxic than lead? http://www.njsafewater.org/ – should we ban our drinking water & toothpaste too? #CPSIA
brandonbaker: "A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners. The asian lady says, "Come Again." The blonde says [...]
jessmoore44: Got Tums today! It’s time for another one…is it bad when the things that are to help me, make me gag? I need a new toothpaste flavor too.
aileenlewis: Just used new toothpaste.
infinidem: @TheResident You’ll have to try wasabi toothpaste
chachingqueen: Get 2 FREE trial size Aquafresh toothpaste here http://bit.ly/TeuV6
XGlambertX: Why… Why is toothpaste so…. FOAMY [...]
mariamore: I came to target to buy some toothpaste! My bill is 139 dollars! Lol!!!
ChristieFknBaby: #ulooklikeu brush yo teeth with no toothpaste
ReyalpCB4: @hrcneaubrey aubrey: "toothpaste! I put my phone down on a lump of poop"
bellarocksmusic: @MsKittyCullen_ There was like, wasabi, toothpaste, hot sauce, spam, cheese wiz, shaving cream, and peppers in it! UGH!
bensnacks: Walmart stop [...]
