justamadrabbit: Some women like men, some are lesbian. Femedent toothpaste!
CLH_XI: No toothpaste in bathroom so my mouth doesn’t taste minty fresh, so I just wet the brush and brushed, got the plague off though.
teatimekat: I’ve mashed the toothpaste so much the ribbons of colour have blended together.
jonasladekjaer: @goldfive trying to cure his knarp [...]
Kajitsu: End of day 5. My teeth are definitely whiter. And I am *loving* the PM toothpaste that came with the kit. My teeth feel SQUEAKY clean.
bbance: @_cristina_ Not a fan of Tom’s toothpaste either…
EJayOkay: @GeezusHaberdash LKCF: the amount of toothpaste Chris Brown uses each month has the same net weight as pre-op Star [...]
_skateboardB: I just squirted toothpaste on my phone…YAY! -_-
swax1: @mslayel swax1 thinks that Layla should be a spokeswoman for a toothpaste company because she has such a bright and very sexy smile B-)
JDIAZtheBARBER: @KristiSays u sure that’s toothpaste ?
Pynkee: @BeckyBuckwild A Blnde drops off a shirt at cleaners; Asian lady says Come again. The [...]
Donovan12: Ok. I’m off to bed. Have to get up early. Gotta put toothpaste on my face and finish my Fiji!
teamche: I can’t help spending money, esp money I don’t have..I spent $45 at walmart on soap lotion toothpaste and ish, who does that??!
rizard79: but never got a true taste.. [...]
savannahknight: If you went on a trip and forgot toothpaste would you still brush your teeth?
amykhau: Packing for Argentina. Can’t find travel toothpaste : (
iheartxxhco: Packing for Argentina. Can’t find travel toothpaste : (
polyrythm123: Packing for Argentina. Can’t find travel toothpaste : (
kittycatz4ever: Packing for Argentina. Can’t find travel toothpaste : (
polish_mafia4: Packing for Argentina. [...]
maluiza: http://twitpic.com/ccau1 – Radioactive toothpaste xP
notsamjones: #itsuckswhen you unknowingly get little drops of toothpaste on your shirt at the beginning of the day.
projektidiot: Toothpaste and chocolate milk. Great Job!
ForeverEnding: I think I need to live away from home. I miss my fabric softner and toothpaste.
loveshop82: use only a pea sized drop of toothpaste #retailmenot
Brianna1994: #itsuckswhen [...]
cheerxkersch: I’m hitting the hay for the night. Hopefully the combination of toothpaste, Visine, and Clearsil will banish my pimple a bit. Stacey out
victoriagibbs: Realized I packed practically NOTHING! Need toothbrush, toothpaste, contact lens stuff, shampoo, &shorts. Buy stuff tomorrow.
willw2tumblr: @nyscof I don’t like water fluoridation either, but toothpaste – there seems to be [...]
dorothy09: you have nooo toothpaste
DinaSBerman: New mom tells kids they have a choice in their diet. Boy cries and addresses cooked food and toothpaste with, "BACK OFF! IM DYING!!"
JardanP: Ewww these people on wife swap kill and eat their own raw chicken and beef and make toothpaste out of butter. Grossss
JinaPark: I hate when [...]
saleenafigueroa: RT @QiwiRed u 4got that the suger was laxitive..& the shampoo was flea soap.. and the toothpaste was..? LMAO Hahahahahahahahaha!
sierradiem: who in the hell makes toothpaste out of butter & clay , #wifeswap is crazy .
alexis_may: Watching a really good wife swap!! The one family eats raw meat and doesn’t wash their hands or [...]
FrankBerry: Just came up with a brilliant idea:
TOOTHPASTE PIZZA!
(So you won’t have to brush your teeth afterward.)
crazyweird11795: NEVER use toothpaste on a pimple! haha i did and now i have burn marks! i hope they heal wih neosporin before the big party!
arianggara: Awas teh..ntar janggutan..hihihi RT @shantythesinger: Wake up in d morning to a lovely [...]
